As a Chiefs fan...YES.

TO BILL BRASKY!

Bill Brasky.

"Which, I think we can all agree, is the work of a tough bastard." Sounds pretty inglorious.

The only thing he knows less about than cancer is college basketball.

Sparts!

Ah, a smug asshole talking about a moron. Im glad something new is happening in the news cycle.

I love this. Baseball should still be played by regular old dudes.

Well, I guess Stewart needs to run in Minnesota then. Ventura and Franken...Stewart would win in a walk.

Due to the angle, you have to be higher the farther away you are from the basket to throw it into the cylinder. Pretty impressive...and he did it over a defender.

If anyone didnt think he was washed up before, its time to smell the fucking roses.

How do you spell Canada? C-EH-N-EH-D-EH.

I think the purple chick was hot, if I remember correctly.

Heres an idea: go get a gallon of water and pour it in the toilet so it flushes. No wonder hes still an assistant. Hes a fucking idiot.

Thanks, coach!

Dirty!

He can write it with both hands. Hes amphibious!

Shit. I fouled that one up.

Ron Simmons? DAMN!

The balls are handled by the guy on the sideline with the orange X vest. How would the Pats be able to do so? This is a serious question.