Half of what Ray Rice originally got? Seems fair.

Dont tell anyone that or BIG RACIST will come after you.

Isnt that on BET?

Razzies, at least.

You can tell that smarmy bitch hates everything just by that picture.

If we took twitter opinions seriously, Earth would immediately fall into shambles. Twitter opinions are the WORST.

I set my watch by it.

Too good.

shit, man. Great ending.

Goddamn BIG E-METERS and their free probes.

I like this guys idea. Shit, make a video of Duncan. It would be a fun watch, if nothing else.

He knows all about superstars not taking final shots. The man did it for MJ, for God's sake.

Gotta throw Pineapple Express in there.

Ok, 2 games, and thats it.

"Finally, someone knows my pain."

Just when you get old enough to forget how good Jordan was...

ANARCHY!

In last place? You guessed it, Frank Stallone!

I gotta go with Hippo at #1. Thats the pre-rape Mike Tyson of the animal kingdom.

Yeah...I just wore compression shorts that could hold a cup if needed. Jock straps were fucking stupid.