WHAT DID YOU SAY? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

I've been saying this for years, every time somebody makes a comment about the fact that I only own small cars. They're always like "Isn't that unsafe? Wouldn't you rather have a big car or SUV so you can survive a crash?" My answer has always been the same:

Someone needs to explain why the hell that thing is made in any color other than matte black.

Uh, no, it's stoatally different.

I see what you're doing here Matt I-want-you-all-to-see-this-movie-but-this-is-a-car-blog-and-so-im-making-this-about-cars Hardigree

I think I can provide the audio:

Ah, it's popmollyimsweat. Who comes from the planet "everytimeidrinkalcoholIfullyexpectthatrapewillfollowautomaticallyandiwillnotbeentitledtocomplainaboutthatbecausebydrinkingalcoholihaveconsentedtobeingrapedwhichmakesitnotrapeamiriteladies?"

Just skip to 2:50, people.

I agree with you that it is almost inevitable that AWD M cars will show up within the next couple of generations.

So what I am seeing here is that DC really does have the worst drivers.