Personally I applaud the House GOP for all the hard work they've done this week to ensure that Hilary Clinton will be our next president.

The concept wasn't much better looking than the actual.

I imagine you must have a priest infection.

Ehh... too soon?

This is the exact same face my 5 year old pulled on me this morning when I told him he couldn't watch the Jake and the Neverland Pirates movie before school.

I know I've posted this here before, but just in case anyone else needs convincing that the Roots should make ALLLLL the kiddie music. Seriously, I love this so much.

We've got this little beast roaming the streets where I live.

How many overtakes per charge?

I kind of want one of these. The rrrrrrring-ding-ding and blue vapor trail is just part of the charm, and a nice way to set off Prius owners.

I've seen this video several times, and it fucking rocks. Every time I see it it makes my day.

That scene Idris is talking about was my introduction to him as an actor. Since then, I've been spending a lot of time catching up on his work. He's amazingly talented and I wish Hollywood would find more for him to do.

thats not a state, its a hat

God I know American fines are so much better, I paid $397 for parking too close to a red zone last week. Shit was fucking awesome.

I'll take his engine and one 8-series that's eaten its motor, hello ultimate 8-series.

Bananamangos?

What's with the weird fake-British-Madonna thing she's doing around a minute in? I was into it right up until then, and it suddenly felt like her producers were trying to rip off a better song (Skepta's "Rolex Sweep"):

Cometh at me forwith, yon bro.

"Cake" is what the kids are calling a new drug that is produced by baking multiple layers of purple spray paint onto a cookie sheet. The "cake" is then ground up and consumed rectally. I've heard the high described as "feeling good, like you're really stoned, but also wanting to get all of that paint out of your…

And then there's this.