Too bad for them I am white!
I like Robin Thicke a lot more when he is embarrassed and singing into a tablespoon.
I like to think that's what the car was thinking... "If I grenade my motor, maybe it'll burn these stupid front wheels so he'll put something good on me."
I tried this and it totally worked. They did leave out the part where the tennis ball is actually a brick and instead of pressing it to the lock you throw it through the window though.
Has anyone ever seen Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber in the same place before?
If I buy a Jalopnik-edition BMW, it by-God better come with a Jalopnik sticker.
Or 2 Mazda MX-5 GT4's which are fully track prepped and 320 horsepower of pure glory!
Talk about shitting bricks.
Maybe it's just me, but Dan bears a striking resemblance to Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.
So I guess that African prince got my check.
Yay, another company is doing what Subaru has been doing for nearly 25 years. I guess this is more sweeping because VW owns or supplies so many brands though.
"then we should immediately release those incarcerated for practicing polygamy or bigamy,” Huckabee said. “And, frankly, let’s make all consensual adult behaviors legal, whether prostitution, assisted suicide, or even drinking 16 ounce sodas in New York City.”
The runner up of Darwin Awards goes to... [Drum rattle] THE CAMERAMAN FOR NOT TILTING HIS PHONE! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why embarrass yourself when for a similar price you can own this sexy classic?
I'll just leave this here.