Easy, they made Carson Wentz tear his ACL.

Maybe Odubel’s brothers Isengl and Etripl will have more success on the basepaths.

Ye’, it’s terrible having a magazine aiming at one single gender.

If they’re looking for an unoccupied space that’s hosted bowls, how about Mark Davis’ head?

Force Awakens was fine. It really was. John Boyega ruled, Daisy Ridley ruled, Oscar Isaac wasn’t in it enough but he was good in the parts he was in, Kylo Ren was weird and intimidating, seeing Han and Chewy and Leia again ruled, it had good lightsaber shit and good X-wing shit and good Millennium Falcon shit and it…

Slippery slope. If the rule exists it needs to be applied properly every time or you’re left with chaos. Or as I like to call it: the current state of officiating in the NFL.

Gronk: “What’s wrong with it?”

I’ll offer this ray of hope. Probably won’t get out of the greys, but it’s worth saying.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

I want to go as Drew on chopped but I can’t find a store that sells a shirt even remotely as bad as that one

Oooh, this can apply to the OTHER superteam too....the 2016-17 New. York. KNICKS. Once we gel, like GS, WATCH OUT LEAGUE!!

Probably not much, could scratch the clear coat but that’s more likely to happen when the PB is wiped/cleaned off. Just a jerk move in general regardless of the reasons behind it.

I’m getting five door Ford Ka Sport vibes.

These stories are always the best when they come from a team that royally sucks ass.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

our boss Patrick thought this wouldn’t have been as funny before Ballaban’s review went up, but here’s a screenshot of this from after I finished it:

Seems redundant?

A: None of them, a sub-10k used car that you think makes you look rich really makes you look like a poor trying to look rich.

Once again you missed the best one: