I took the liberty of making some improvements to the logo:

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I found Maldonado’s Kinja burner!

Well crap. Now I wanna mess with some high voltage. Thanks Raph!

I bet you he crashed because either a) he thought he turned Autopilot on but actually didn't or b) Autopilot deactivated itself and he didn't realize it. Either way, he probably wasn't paying attention and thought the car was driving itself, so it kept going straight into a barrier when the road turned. This would…

I saw that exact same 675LT on Saturday! It came to Cars & Coffee in Mt. Laurel. Looked awesome and sounded fantastic as the driver floored it on the way out.

Starred to temporarily get you out of the grays.

Why stop at just the wheels?

No Mustang driver cares about how their car does when crashing into a wall. What they really want to know is if their car survives hitting large groups of pedestrians.

Is there really an answer to this besides the Wrangler?

Considering you’ve also reviewed this, I’m gonna have to disagree with the headline.

It's called a joke.

1st Gear: I guess you could say the Hatz out of the bag about this one!

Those ads are amazing by the way. The Jim Gaffigan Pacifica ads are probably my favorite new car advertisements.

Looks great! I especially love the red line VW added across the front.

I’m gonna go with the Volkswagen GTI. You really can't go wrong with one anywhere. It's pretty fast, fun, manual, practical, has a nice interior, and is relatively affordable to boot. It is truly the best of all worlds.

I’m an enthusiast (obviously because I’m on Jalopnik) and will be buying my first car relatively soon. My budget will probably about $5,000 and a manual transmission is a requirement. I’m also very tall and will need something practical for college, so right now my first choice is a Mini Cooper. You can’t go wrong…

Next 911 will most likely be called the 992.

Looking back at it, I used “cannot” twice. I couldn't actually see what I was a typing because Kinja.

HOLY MOTHER OF KINJA’D