E46 BMW M3

I like minivans.

I'd still have one over an SC430.

How does it take you 2 weeks to say that? Does it mean you speed up your videos approximately 604,800x in order to capture your speech at a normal speed?

Assuming you read the Reagan paragraph, why do you expect DeMuro to provide you with facts and logic?

Wasn't the actual off-reading itself like 2 weeks ago?

Y’know, that’s cool and all, but you still haven’t taken the GT-R to a track day soooooo...

I have to get New Jersey gas every time I want to refuel. I’m kind of indifferent to whether or not the pumping is done by myself or someone else. However, I can concur waiting for attendants is annoying, especially ones that will keep your card and then hand it back smelling like gas.

I clicked on the first Fusion article you linked. Someone owes me a new computer.

Remember how surprised I was to see you slipped a VW emissions joke into one of your articles? Well, you won't believe how shocked I am today to see you've devoted an entire article to making fun of VW!

I see your SM and raise you a 2CV.

Isn't Torch Jewish?

You'd know if you followed him Twitter.

True.

It seems you’ve fallen for their respective manufacturers’ marketing.

It's a wagon in the same way as the BMW X1 and new Mercedes GLC are.

325 horsepower, rear drive, purple, and it’s basically a jacked up wagon. Why don’t enthusiasts like it?

I'm just absolutely shocked right now, Doug. Staggered. Who would have thought you were going to make a VW emissions joke!?

It was a joke based off a 2011 children's movie.

“Obviously, VW is working together with Big Oil to make diesel look bad, so people buy more gas-guzzlers to make Big Oil filthy stinking rich.”