Ferrari has you covered.

What do you personally drive?

http://blackflag.jalopnik.com/psa-there-are-…

Thanks for that.

Non-New Yorker here, what exactly is wrong with the subways that it'll take that long to fix?

Now that I know, I will.

No way! That's my town!

I live in the area Doug is talking about, and you wouldn’t believe how much different it is than Camden only 15 minutes away. Literally night and day.

As a resident of upscale suburban New Jersey, where do you store your car (what town)?

For newer cars, there’s the Land Rover Range Rover Sport Supercharged Autobiography.

C’mon guys! It's a 260 hp manual turbo wagon for under 8 grand! That's a nice price all day, every day.

The catches:

I bet there are plenty of women on Astons.

How dare you! SpongeBob is the second greatest television show ever (behind Top Gear)!

Whenever in doubt, blame DeMuro.

If you're buying this car, you have to factor in the price of new wheels because those things are terrible.

It’s not like people can actually fit in the rear seats anyway...

That was physically painful to watch. I've seen LeMons cars treated better than those Ferraris.

I bet I'm the only one here who actually owns a PS2...

The ones on top are awesome.