Can you be, like, my best friend?

How exactly was a *190 hp* gas engine a “substantial upgrade” for a 7000 pound vehicle? I've heard the new Suburban feels a bit underpowered but it's got twice the power and half a ton less weight.

Eventually, someone on Jalopnik is going to have their Craigslist ad nominated by another user, at which point the mother of all internet arguments breaks out.

Crack Pipe because inverted Mercedes logo.

All of these gorgeous cars, then you include a first generation Cayenne?

Finally!

That looks awesome.

Yes but they at least make the wing look as good. The car looks the same, so why can't they make the wing look the same?

Red paint, sport, no options. Just about perfect for a little over $26,000.

I'm can't get that out of my head now...

Yes, but Viper ACR, 911 GT3, and Ferrari F40 combine both.

Sorry, Captain Pedantic.

Dat wing...

BUUURRRNNNNN

A Chevrolet Suburban would drive a Miata because it dreams of being small and agile.

... are the ones he wears all the time. I was speaking more about the hair and shirt and pants.

I think the last generation C-class coupe was quite literally “Let’s take two doors off and call it a day.” They even had a commercial where a C-class sedan had its rear doors ripped off and showed the coupe in the next frame.

Mercedes GL550. End of story.

Well the Alfa isn't available with a manual. I hate to be that guy, but the 4C was basically stripped out for the sake of a better driving experience then ruined with an autobox.