WTF is wrong with people? Don’t they know that “pandemic” and “international crisis” are just other ways of saying “opportunity”?

There’s something I find remarkable about my own capacity, even three-plus years in, to underestimate the absolute reckless incompetence of this administration.

I don’t understand why anybody wants to watch anything they actually want to see on a phone, ever.

It was the 80s, the era of “if you’re not conniving to make yourself rich at the expense of other people who are nicer than you, are you even alive?”

And right on cue, that shining example of a “moderate” Republican, Lisa Murkowski, says she won’t vote for witnesses at the trial ...

Inherited by early 90s classic Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead!

Even in Gross Point Blank she’s pretty much the BFF.

I swear any time I see the title I hear Work Hard or Die Trying Girl.  The team at Bob’s Burgers strikes again.  

This one had a lot less incest

‘Cherry 2000,' right?

No mention of how Trask Industries went on to manufacture giant robots designed to kill mutants?

Butter Dish Energy

Sacha Baron Cohen nailed it in one sentence last year,

Listen, he had three or four daughters and then realized rape is bad. Why can’t you people understand that and just let it go?

This whole thing bugs me a bit. I get that Kobe is dead and that sucks and he is a big basket ball player and blah blah. I don’t think we can avoid feeling the lingering suspicion that comes with accusations such as this being settled out of court.

Ugh, why can’t victims of sexual assault just talk about sexual assault at a time that’s more convenient for me as a person who’s never experienced it, such as never? Why must I be forced to consider the humanity of others? When will this nightmare end for me?

Death threats, for the offense of reminding people of their bald hypocrisy when it came to idolizing Bryant.

I get it, but it feels sad compared to how Nintendo continued to offer Famicom repairs until 2007.  Continuing that long was ridiculous, but it felt like one of the ways Nintendo was more personable than the other companies.

That’s still more than Xboxes sold in Japan ;-)

I think he’s wrong there, it sold a little over 1000 units.