PSA: The fact that Cosby is a demonstrably terrible person doesn’t make prison rape jokes ok

Joe West looks like a mall Santa that got fired because of beard lice.

“Your father being a sportswriter, is there a lot of shame in that?”

1. Create subtly racist, jingoistic, pro-Trump meme.

And lest we forget, that ERA figure is after a (relative) hot streak.

As with all things involving the Wilpons, this stinks of financial concerns. My hunch is that either: (1) they have cut a deal with the insurance company that allows Wright to make one (and only one) ceremonial appearance without re-starting the 60-day deductible on his contract; or (2) they are terrified that Wright…

SNL has been mostly terrible since the ‘70s. Or at least that’s what people have said in the ‘80s, ‘90s, ‘00s, and ‘10s....

Or die. In fact, more probably just want them to die.

You have not talked to real Mets fans.  Real Mets fans want the Wilpons to sell the team.

Spies Like Us. European Vacation. Fletch. Funny Farm (Well, I liked it anyway). You Can Call Me Al.  Davidson is just a little kid.  

Oh my god, I could not stifle my laughter at this. Totally caught me off guard.

The best place to have a kid birthday party is a park near your house. Unless you’ve got a really uptight municipal code enforcement crew, you’re probably not going to get hassled having a cooler of beer, you can barbecue, there’s a place for kids to play, etc., but you don’t have to deal with the mess at your house…

Sounds like he needs Care, Time and Empathy

Determined, Underappreciated, Misunderstood Ballers

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The all-caps “GRITTY SLIPPED AND FELL” does it for me. 

Also there is the strong possibility of people just being idiots. When those bulky 3 speed public bikes appeared for the first time in my city (after a night out at the bar), it took us the whole of two minutes before going “offroad” trough parks, train tracks, jumping sidewalks and generally mishandling the things.

To fuck his daughter.

Only when it harms gays, liberals, women, or brown people.

It’s always baffling to me how he rails against social media and mainstream news outlets as biased and evil and fake, but he wouldn’t be president if they hadn’t reported on every sentence out of his mouth 24/7. What more does he want?