If I were a team on the market for a free agent linebacker, I know I’d want the one who would immediately go public with all of the team’s dirty laundry immediately after he gets let go from the team.
If I were a team on the market for a free agent linebacker, I know I’d want the one who would immediately go public with all of the team’s dirty laundry immediately after he gets let go from the team.
My boob.
Gosh, if only the world’s biggest sports network had a few commentators who might be able to speak out against this decision...
Americans can tell Goodell to fuck himself until we’re all blue in the face. So long as our wallets are talking differently, we might as well be cursing him out in Aramaic.
This story will gain traction until the Hall has no choice but to let the family speak.
“We’re going to celebrate his life, not the death and other issues.”
All I care about is one thing: Do the Galaga Fighters make an appearance, and if so, does one get captured, then saved, for double-Fighter action?
Wait, President Kevin James and Sandler are still close friends who communicate regularly at the start of the film? And Sandler still works for ersatz Geek Squad? Like... I get maybe President Kevin James couldn’t fudge the records enough to give his close buddy a cabinet position, but I think a letter of…
“So THAT’s why it burns when I pee. Fucking Cinnamon Toast Crunch.”
at what point in the movie do i walk out of the theater, go home to watch Wreck it Ralph, and accept that it is the only true good movie about video games?
Obligatory.
heh.....
“I don’t know what you’re talking about Drew. I like Dan Snyder.”
Why your team sucks: the entitled, whiny anal wart that owns it.
“There hasn’t been a phonier, cheesier athlete in the history of professional football.”
If you live in Chicago and you don’t order delivery during snowstorms, you’d only be able to order out from May through September. So yeah, no.
I’ll never understand how Judy Greer isn’t a star right now.
Who hated the breadsticks story?!?!
I got no sympathy for the last story. It’s not even WTF worthy. Walk your lazy ass to the restaurant, three blocks is not a fucking Arctic expedition.
You’re paying for the extra E to be painted on the sign.