Well, we do know that Torii really doesn’t like cocksucking calls.

That’s no joke, that’s foreshadowing!

Why would he quit? Not like there’s anybody left to fire him.

“We have bad days, all of us. As hitters, pitchers, even umpires have bad days and he had one. All you need to do is just look at the video and decide for yourself.”

I hope he got into clubhouse, sat down and muttered to himself, “I’m getting too old for this shit.”

This is only going to make hockey fans more insufferable.

Depleted Canadian.

RIP Christopher Lee.

But will it blend?

In other related news, the city of Philadelphia will stop referring to the 76ers as a basketball team, since they seem to be playing another sport against their opponent professional basketball teams. They’ll now be know as that “team that exists.” But I do recognize that they're in the right here.

But is it bulletproof?

There is a team for people like him.

Because when you’re a kid getting excited by a ball makes sense because kids are fucking idiots.

Well what’s it do for the kid? It’s not like he or anyone even knows or looks up to caught it. All it serves for him is reinforcing that he can get shit by throwing a tantrum.

A few things:

Didn’t they invent them, to use up tater parts?

As a bald guy, I just want to say getting the top of your head sunburned sucks,

Why don’t they just put everything on the main damn website like normal people!!!

Fuck that mother from the baseball game. I mean, someone other than her dickless text-shaming husband. How does that absentee sack of shit not appreciate the incomparable joy that comes with catching a foul ball, no matter your age?