We can only hope that he held himself under $82,594 at the concession stands.

The most impressive part was watching Christie turn a 42-54-62 double play.

Kirilenko never posted a Quadruple-Double, though he was close a few times. He is the only play other than Hakeem to post multiple 5x5’s though.

“You ain’t no real nigga. You a white boy, you preppy, you rich boy.”

It sounds like you were a sucker who bought into the idea that Iverson was anything but a bad guy because you liked what he did with a ball. That’s on you.

Are the the GM of the Jets, by any chance?

Think of the other sad lil fuckers on their team who never amounted to shit.

I read the title and immediately thought to myself, wasn’t that a Joe Pesci character?

It’s insane that Bryce Harper, Kris Bryant and Joey Gallo were once on an adolescent all star team together.

I’m glad I wasn’t the only person that immediately went to this reference

Did you say Joey Gallo? Gallo with a ‘G’? Joey Gallo is dead! I’m Joey Callo, C-A-L-L-O!

Sounds like they understand their First Amendment rights.

When Dan Snyder, Horse Fucker, was reached for comment, he could not come to the phone because Dan Snyder was too busy fucking a horse, because Dan Snyder Fucks Horses.

Sepp Blatter resigns as President of an organization too corrupt to have voted them out when they had the chance like a day ago.

Even worse, they’re being driven to Oklahoma’s football stadium.

That park is the worst. I still don’t understand how that got approved.