For my money, the best part is his totally unprompted "Roger Goodell doesn't just sit in a vacuum and decide this stuff by himself" bit. He couldn't have made it more clear that Roger Goodell sits in a vacuum and decides this stuff by himself if he'd just said "Roger Goodell sits in a vacuum and decides this stuff by…

Well, had the fucking schematics included a giant vault with a $ on the door, maybe FIFA would have a place to store all their cash.

I've got the same combination on my luggage!

So the REAL title of this article should be "These are the beers that normal, non-pretentious people like, and this is why they suck"

There are two types of people in this world: People who like Yuengling and people who are wrong.

Chris Archer kissed his bicep after striking out DANIEL NAVA last year. Spare me. When did the Rays become the judge of what's ok in baseball? But Joe Maddon is so quirky! Fuck off.

Is this really a shocker? Price whined after last year, they made it up, and then Price drilled him again. Ortiz has been getting the shit booed out of him all weekend. Some jackass fan (a Sox fan no less) cost him a HR in the previous game, so he was already grumpy. Archer threw him an absolute cookie and Oritz…

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"Not the most relevant" counting stats is another way to put it. Martinez was an excellent doubles hitter who drew a lot of walks . Bottom line:

Bagwell is more of a HOFer than Frank Thomas. He had similar offensive stats and was one of the best defensive first basemen ever, period. But the "guardians" couldn't care less about defense or anything else aside from HRs. At this point the HoF is a complete disgrace to the game and I'm not sure being elected or…

It's a lot like Ray Guy's situation in the NFL. Thankfully he finally got in, hopefully Edgar gets in as well. As the old adage goes, "Sportwriters are the biggest fucking idiots ever."

Not the first time seeing the Mets update has made a grown man cry.

You're getting better but not good enough. C'mon! I've seen better misogyny at a junior high football game! You a sissy? You a wuss?

With all due respect, Mr. Goodell, you should stay off the internet when you're drunk. You act real dumb.

Sadly, I don't think facts are going to penetrate here. Dude is pretty sure that no industry other than NFL can ever or has ever fired anyone for behavior unrelated to the job, and if you don't agree with him, clearly you think Kim Kardashian is better than you. Logic!

If YOU are accused but not convicted of misdemeanor assault, your employer can't do anything to you if it didn't happen in the workplace.

I wish the parent had done a 180 with their phone.

Reminds me of the moment Wile E. Coyote realizes what he's doing is not physically possible.