This has to be first time white sheets have been involved in a report that wasn't televised by Fox News

It looks like that duck...

Why the fuck not? Snoopy statues should be everywhere, although a Lucy/Charlie football statue would be more appropriate for a Jets stadium.

My girlfriend loves the Shoehorned Shocker.

A grown ass man experience full blown gay panic is really just pathetic.

He asked me to manage the team, but I had a guy on the other line about a set of white walls...

Outstanding. The world gave you senseless tragedy, and you made tragedyade. +1

OMG this will go over everyone's head but soooo brilliant!

The greatest crime here is the vertical video.

Yes. This. The whole "cheered for blowing the save" narrative is essentially false. He had started 2005 terribly - that's what they were "cheering" him for.

Good. I like and respect Mo. But Good. Think the Yankees will kiss Ortiz's ass on his retirement tour? Who cares, they should rib each other at the least.

Ok, guys, this is weird: I live in Philly, and ALMOST BOUGHT THAT SAME COUCH.

Who cares? It's the Falcons. They'll have another great season and then go belly up in the playoffs. Again.

Their hilarious wording makes it clear that the affiliate people are in a "Oh for fuck's sake" sort of mood. "We know, y'all, we're as horrified as you."

If Schiano really wanted a different QB, wouldn't he just have the defense dive at Freeman's legs with no warning?

You know, Fox Football Daily Friday became hardcore porn so gradually I never even noticed...

Obviously not talking about AJ McCarron's mom there.

That's gotta be one of the greatest live TV slip-ups in history. The super giggly reaction from Jimmy Johnson makes it even more entertaining. Any chance they fire him for this? Sky Sports presenters Richard Keys and Andy Gray bit the dust in the UK for making similarly off-colour comments off-air that were leaked.

Well, you're obviously an east-coaster. Philip Rivers pulls this shit nearly every play, you just don't see Chargers highlights 'cause they suck.

Also, it's well accepted in American culture that if you win a Superbowl MVP (or two), you can have as big of an ego as you want.

The Ferguson family has a rich history of great names.