notify me when amway pulls out.

Mikhail Prokhorov was even offering to make the hall-of-famer the highest-paid coach in team history.

PROKHOROV: I can make you an offer, that you cannot refuse...

We ugly girls cannot get ourselves kidnapped. Nobody wants us!

Damn you America!! THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!!

Fucking gills! I knew it!!

Amherst just announced that they'll be wearing blue & maize for the OSU game. The line is now down to OSU + 2 1/2.

Swillin' Jay Cutler

I've always found there to be a rather fine line between gay and British.

Thin Mints can piss off.

But did he admit to being a Washington Wizard?

I can pitch better with me one eye! Arrrrr!

And if Bill Polian thinks you're an asshole, imagine how big an asshole you must be.

Great, now Teo is going to have to face the media barrage about where in the world his girlfriend Carmen is.

+1 faggy white uniform.

Fuck ya, guns! Fuck ya, NRA! Fuck Ya, Texas! Fuck ya, 'Murica!

Little Drew Magary, circa 1981.

I was gonna say their parents are fucking morons but then realize this was Minnesota. 32 degrees is called "Spring".