Scott Farkus?

I once had a Skins fan tell me the Saints name was racist towards catholics. He wasn’t joking.

What happened to Sully?

Careful, if we get Colin going about John Wall again, there is no telling where he’ll go.

HBO is aware that Bill Simmons has all the televison presence of a bowl of tapioca pudding, right?

I hope he didn’t dance with that champagne.

Buddy Bianacalana

Why did they ever have Ryan Reynolds play Green Lantern, this is the superhero roll he was born to play.

PTSD Post Traumatic Steak Disorder.

Sadly, he would bat cleanup for the Mets.

Do you want confederate flags everywhere? Because that’s how you get confederate flags everywhere.

Excuse me, Bartolo hit a double last month.

The exception that proves the rule, I’m afraid. For every Dirk, there is 100 Nikoloz Tskitishvilis.

Kid isn’t even 10 years old and the Knicks have him face-palming like a pro.

Peter King was not at this game, I believe.

I would watch the fuck out of GIRAFFECAR.

My body is ready.

Oh man, I looked.

This would imply Dan Snyder has the equipment to satisfy a horse...

#DanSnyderFucksHamsters

/ftfy

Where’s the Capital City Goofball when you need him?