I don't see how these winter construction schedules are an issue, they have all of October to get this stuff done.

Allow me to volunteer to fulfill her fantasy of sex with a miner.

Did he rape anyone? Because then we know Peter King is on board...

Half?

These buttons are the real MVP.

All these years the terrorists could have spared us the Mets by hijacking a plane and going for the Shea/Citifield two-fer and they haven't?!?! Thanks, Obama.

Blame George Costanza for the overly exaggerated KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! we all know and love.

Most major league teams (of any sport really) will send you some promotional swag if you ask them to. It's good PR.

Until he gets released and signs where careers go to die, the Arizona Car...oh, wait.

Mo didn't hit maximum robustness until he was stealing money from the Mets late in his career.

It is a shame all chemicals are bad because I think this woman could use some lithium and sadly, that is only distributed as lithium carbonate, a chemical compound.

+39.8 QB rating

Too bad the vine cut off before he could say "Say hi to your mom for me."

No one wants to see my angry reaction that 85% of these are vertical videos. It's 2015 people, hold your damn phone correctly when filming.

That's like, a million dollars a lie...

That was Will Ferrell.

A 9/11 truther coach and players looped up on adderall with the worst, whiniest, bandwagon jumping fans is suddenly the chic team to root for? Um, no.

Why do these NFL owners live forever? Do they all share some horrifying vampire-related secret? They all seem to live way way too long, which is doubly awful considering the sport they engage in kills off its players way way too soon.

But were the balls inflated to the proper level, that is all that really matters.

I'm sure if the Pats win the Superb Owl, the NFL Shop will gladly deflate the commemorative ball by 2 psi for an extra $25.