The ultimate measure of any sporting endeavor is the ratings. This is why, for example, Super Bowls are always listed by number of television viewers and not by who played or the score.

Roll (of Charmin) Tide!

Um, 1987 would like to have a few words with you about which year was the worst for the NFL. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1987_NFL_…

This asshat and the fucknut who wanted $65 million from a dry cleaners for his ruined pants should get together and go bowling.

I am now desperately in love with the gal who just put her hands on her hips and laughed at him when she came over to see if he was alright.

Rock was marvelous as the 13th apostle Rufus in Dogma, certainly not the leading man, but also quite certainly not 'timid' either.

Steve Smith mouthing off and acting like dick? Say it ain't so.

I guess it really wasn't over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

+1.0 QB Rating.

As a proofreader, I understand your sentiment completely.

Shut it down, we have our winner.

Check his blood for stickum.

After the game, Dan Orlovsky, Keary Colbert and Rod Marinelli broke out the Boone's Strawberry.

/ftfy

Toronto?

*ducks*

I love that the screenshot of this heinous vertical video actually shows someone else filming it properly. Where the hell is THAT footage?!?

Shirley says the check is in the mail.

♪♫ Tooooooooo many buttfumbles! ♪♫