With that last tweet, who does DiComo think he is, Bobby Bonilla?

Two games, tops.

Hurts. Hating. To. Agree. With. Olbermann.

"happy Andy Reid is one of the best things the NFL has going for it right now."

Until he goes home and tries to parent one of his children and they lapse into a heroin-induced coma.

So by Peter King's logic, when Ray Rice punched Janay, he only hit 2% of her body, so she was 98% feeling great!

This sort of reminds me of the Bill Hicks joke about the Rodney King tape, which I will paraphrase here...

To be really accurate, he should have started doing it on the 5 yard line and dropped the ball before the goal.

I assume she washed it down with Gatorade.

Zero, put real cheese on that motherfucker.

Funny how easily offended and chippy the Yankees get when they are making early October tee times.

You have this completely backward; PA is an absolute hellhole with Yuengling the only decent thing to ever come out of it.

Is there a more appropriate logo for the Mets than a white flag?

"We can't sit a player who can help us win football games..."

Hopefully not to beat them some more.

It has become very clear that if OJ had stabbed his wife in 1974 instead of 1994, he wouldn't have missed a single snap.

And yet he signed with the Knicks...

Carrots at #19?!?!? Carrots got robbed!

You should tuck him in and give him a blankie.

Of course, leave a little room in the middle for his gigantic chub.

Plug in your damned phone, dummy.

Stand up and fight!