4 out of 5 people who read the USA Today couldn't identify the USA on a map, but sure, let's use that poll as our touchstone. Are you going to bring up a hard hitting Bleacher Report expose next?

I think you mean steamed hams.

Not 4. Not 5. Not 6. Not 7.

But where are fans supposed to get their potassium? That's vitaminist.

Wouldn't Suarez be better served by a set of chattering teeth?

Hey! I was a Twit-Dat-Sci major in college.

We can all turn off the internet today, the Wolverine wins.

waffles > nazis

You'd get that very weird Big King thing, which is equal parts delicious and blasphemous.

And yet the Hobby Lobby has no problem covering Viagra on their health plan. If you can't get an erection, pay for your own.

tl;dr because sportswriters are horrible cliche people with horrible cliche taste.

The only thing that could stop Darryl Strawberry was the architects. If you ever saw Olympic Stadium, you know this thing would have gone a long long way.

This reaction proves that North Korea obviously has a group of well-trained conservative American internet commenters working in the highest reaches of their Foreign Ministry.

Where did you get this from? From that awful BR article? When there are only 12-16 teams in the league, nothing is "watered down" in fact, you then have stars everywhere on every team. And how was everyone shorter than 6'6" then? have you seen an NBA roster from the 1960's? You are thinking of the arguments of why…

I am from New Jersey, never saw Russell play, and hate the Celtics with a passion. But I can see the truth and count to 11 without taking my pants off.

It is the ultimate in lame contrarian bullshit to discount what Bill Russell did. Using a Bleacher Report article to defend such a stance only makes you look more idiotic. What's your next notion? Justin Bieber is a musical genius akin to the Beatles? I mean, sure they had more gold records but it was a different…

Nothing better than those hard hitting Bleacher Report articles. Wanna meet up later for a gourmet meal at McDonalds?

Hey! That's not right. I mean, you can't go around calling sociopaths names.

Aren't you a little short to be a sausage?

Should this be in quotes?