He's Neil Lomax with better PR.

Actually, Mike Vick makes millions of dollars, Riley Cooper does not. If he had millions, he would have been in a suite at that concert and no one would have ever heard his wonderful views of race relations in America.

They should drown too him just to be sure.

Are you really trying to understand the logic of a Jets fan?

Given the digital porn revolution of the millennium, this will often be an issue in the future.

And that score certainly reflects that.

So was the pickoff play. Let it go dude, I eventually did.

No way, safety all the way. It's just that a) it has happened a whole three times in NFL history and b) Dalton looked awful taking that safety when he should have known he had to get rid of the ball and not take a sack in the end zone.

Just the perfect derptastic ending to a Thursday night game; it's the football equivalent of ending on a pickoff or an obstruction call.

It was just a friendly reminder, not something to get so much sand in your vagina about. Plus, this dude is quite literally the most exciting thing to ever happen at a golf tournament.

How short people's memories are.

Billy from Lynn is why the sane and rational gave up on Sports Talk Radio in about 1991.

How can he be a real Muslim with a name like HAMza?

They turned over ONE car. Vancouver burned to the ground a couple years ago after they lost.

No one from Boston calls it Beantown.

Li'l Ditka!

He needs a cigarette to complete the outfit.

Wait, Derrick Rose plays basketball? Wow, I had forgotten.

DeSean Jackson approves.

Mitchell would like to thank his head trauma for being so bicycle.