You'd think it would be popovers.

Matt Jones is in jail.

The new Star Wars movies they put out will make billions in merchandising alone, is my point, which will more than pay for the acquisition. $4 billion is probably what the first movie will pull in alone, all total, and there will be two more after that. What's more, they have a very low target to aim for; my drunken…

The merchandising alone made $2 billion the first year. The movies in Disney's marketing strategy are almost an after thought and the man who invented that concept is Lucas.

The jousters are definitely an inspired piece of videobombing.

Hey, if a giant turd like Episode One can make billions of dollars, I don't think the Disney corporation is gonna be searching the couch cushions for loose change any time soon to pay for their acquisition of Lucasfilm.

A multibillion dollar company like ESPN can get $15 million loans in its sleep. This is faulty logic at best.

Yeah, because Star Wars doesn't make money at all, like ever.

It looks pretty shitty to cry poverty (or even "unprofitable") and cut hundreds of low level jobs when your parent company is making historic level profits in the stock market. This is the equivalent of saying "I can't lend you a dollar, all I have is hundreds in my wallet."

Have you learned nothing from Michael Scott?

Note to self: If I ever get married again, invest in cubic zirconia.

Do you really need have it explained to you that Disney is ESPN's parent company?

Are you nuts? have you seen his sweet ponytail? that thing is like spanish fly to a certain segment of the population. http://www.lobshots.com/wp-content/upl…

I'm sure it's a mixture of hot dogs and Beyonce's pussy.

Um, Ow.

One of them is, after all, Keith Hernandez.

Roseanne Barr spits on this girl.

Nope, physician heal thy self; bro has got to go.

The most important word anyone who comes into money for any reason can learn is "no"

Having done the best man thing for my brother and best friend, this is 100% true. Get up, say something sweet, funny, wish them all the best, lift your glass and sit the fuck down. If you go over two minutes, you have failed.