Mosly Ma, sometimes Mom, rarely Mommy.

Most (if not all) polls are done over land line phones which has led to a huge overstatement of Trumps support.

He may have rocked a double against the right handed Kluber, but for his career Schwarber is hitting .143 against lefties (61 AB with 5 walks and 27 strike outs).

All this gender hand wringing would be obsolete if we somehow embraced the idea that the only records that matter are personal bests. The best measure of success is how close we can come to realizing our potential. All the rest is bread and circuses.

Drinking too much water makes as much sense as not drinking enough water. You know spontaneous combustion isn’t real, right?

I love that gif. Check out the guy in the grey jacket staring down at his phone. Completely misses the action. Wha? Wha? Wha happen? Meanwhile the one guy in the Sharks jersey is like, “ahh shiiiit”.

It’s been heartbreaking watching the White Sox struggle to make up for the loss of LaRoche’s mighty bat. Woe is me.

Almost every highlight from Cespedes involves him making a shitty play, usually bobbling or dropping the ball, and then making a strong throw to recover. A great arm does not a great outfielder make.

As a White Sox fan, watching this turd slide away has been an absolute thrill. What do you think happened to the Sox’ playoff odds when they got rid of a below replacement value dead weight pile of shit and picked up 13 million dollars to spend at the trade deadline. I wasn’t even going to follow the team this year.…

If that’s true, then Kenny gets my vote for executive of the year.

There is no doubt that Allison Stokke is an attractive young woman, but not particularly more so than women I see every day. It’s really that photo of her that is a freaking masterpiece.