same kinda vibe, but soo SoCal

Deanmentia?

Again?

Who left a turd in the hallway?

Oh Glob!

Fuck yeah those brutal Armenians

He wants to keep her a pure virgin so's he can be the sole owner of her green finch & linnet bird, if you know what I mean. It's not so noble a motivation, maybe?

Grew up watching this one. My parents showed me some strange stuff, God bless 'em.

No, I know! I don't tweet either, but it's still hilarious. Even works if you aren't familiar with the story.

Sally Kellerman. She had a funny arc as "herself" in Laura Kightlinger's show from a few years back (which co-starred a particularly funny Nicholle Tom).

He's a Handsome Black Man?

This came out recently: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/a…

Phrasing!

So that's where I left my acid nightmare! Thanks for finding it, Rabin.

She's like the Blue Lagoon Olsen twinplet, or raised by sexy desert wolves, or something. It took me a few times before i caught on that she's supposed to be the Genie.

I bet Bloger Blerling does a great Sammy Davis Jr. impression.

yeah, we're the joke machines around here, ya got that? Well, us and Sean O'Neal.

Is it his scientology-ness?

Besides, her assessment was incorrect — she's more like a 92

asswipe/big cheese