Dirty Mind is the best Weezer album ever.

Are you feeling stressed?

That I think, was the single most disappointing part of the Green album. Love Blue and Pink, and I like the songs on Green (except for hash pipe), but no guitar solos at all? What gives, you jergoffs?

just as long as he keeps it

They're a symptom of his needy egoism. He just can't help using them whenever possible.

As long as he keeps the moustache.

One day I'll have a label and make deals with Tommy Mottola.

Courtney Stodden. that is weird, weird thing going on right there.

no guns, just his axe.

He kinda looks like Rip Torn in that picture

I wouldn't mind having a (therapeutic) smoke with ol Roland Deschain

Puts the Boing in your Loing

Jiggle Jam!

Aw man, now I want some Bonkers
http://dai.ly/YiCptJ

Nothing is better than rich creamery butter.
(also, isn't 'creamery butter' the compound noun, thereby making rich the single modifier? I had to stop and think about it while writing this. 'Creamery' sure sounds like 'creamy,' but it references where the butter was made, not its quality, so you really wouldn't put an…

I've never had the audacity to make one, but I hope I will before I'm dead

Isn't this stuff actual caramel cheese? http://reut.rs/140tksb

grissini. Actually, more like grossini. Who wants to eat a cracker that looks like a giraffe's dick?

Gumball head!

Seed cakes. yes. and the beer.