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Mmm, I would have to say it was him bending down to retrieve his breakfast ice cream from the ground at the end of the cold open.

Mmm, I would have to say it was him bending down to retrieve his breakfast ice cream from the ground at the end of the cold open.

huh.
EDIT: THAT IS PLAUSIBLE. MAYBE IT IS DWIGHT'S BABY AFTER ALL. CAN HE LEARN TO LOVE ANOTHER MAN'S SON?

huh.
EDIT: THAT IS PLAUSIBLE. MAYBE IT IS DWIGHT'S BABY AFTER ALL. CAN HE LEARN TO LOVE ANOTHER MAN'S SON?

yeah but she's no ursula andress

yeah but she's no ursula andress

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus - I'm pretty sure the ghetto blaster was from Living Daylights, along with the universal key and whistle-activated keychain bomb. I remember liking Dalton as Bond when I was a kid, but I really loved Goldeneye when it came out. One of those…

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus - I'm pretty sure the ghetto blaster was from Living Daylights, along with the universal key and whistle-activated keychain bomb. I remember liking Dalton as Bond when I was a kid, but I really loved Goldeneye when it came out. One of those…

Mutant Mezcalery Caper

Mutant Mezcalery Caper

well, I'm sure we all know people who have many friends, but who themselves aren't OUR friends. That doesn't mean they're bad people or even unrelateable, but, y'know…
EDIT - this was in reply to a complaint about Nick. I have this phone that sucks, so…

well, I'm sure we all know people who have many friends, but who themselves aren't OUR friends. That doesn't mean they're bad people or even unrelateable, but, y'know…
EDIT - this was in reply to a complaint about Nick. I have this phone that sucks, so…

We all float down here

We all float down here

that turtle is huge and fast. How often can you say that?

that turtle is huge and fast. How often can you say that?

That may have been a timely take. I'm glad they kept it in.

That may have been a timely take. I'm glad they kept it in.

Um, Leave it to Beaver, New Girl version.