Um, Leave it to Beaver, New Girl version.

Hey, Shelby's a real person. She's just not that great. I think it was totally valid, and believeable. If someone's butting in to your personal moment, regardless if you're actually in their workplace, you shut that shit down in the most effective way possible. A personal invective is most effective.

Hey, Shelby's a real person. She's just not that great. I think it was totally valid, and believeable. If someone's butting in to your personal moment, regardless if you're actually in their workplace, you shut that shit down in the most effective way possible. A personal invective is most effective.

Woah — the ONLY one. Turtles in Time.

Woah — the ONLY one. Turtles in Time.

And that nerdy white guys in their late twenties really want to be a ninja turtle -edit: Raphael- for Halloween

And that nerdy white guys in their late twenties really want to be a ninja turtle -edit: Raphael- for Halloween

What I like about New Girl: realism. Lots of non-comittal makeouts and at least one girl dressed up as Rosie the Riveter.

What I like about New Girl: realism. Lots of non-comittal makeouts and at least one girl dressed up as Rosie the Riveter.

Wait, so black peopele don't get woody allen? That's like saying black people don't understand white people.

Wait, so black peopele don't get woody allen? That's like saying black people don't understand white people.

Hey! Tammy Littlenut!

Hey! Tammy Littlenut!

With some help, you too can break your eyeliner habit.

With some help, you too can break your eyeliner habit.

true — for the shirtless dandy.

true — for the shirtless dandy.

Meadow Party straight down the ticket

Meadow Party straight down the ticket

You don't got one a' those ribbon-things what ties onto your lapel or waistcoat?