As soon as she has your juicy, juicy credit card number.

It figures it would have to be somebody else's, eh?

I have introductory film texts I'd be happy to lend you. In all seriousness, your inability to tell Midnight in Paris is a very weakly scripted, trivial film genuinely worries me. Calling it "great" means you need help. I mean that sincerely.

Me: "Soon-Yi's statements on whether she "saw" Woody Allen as her step dad do not determine whether he fulfilled that role."

This is similar to the idea that, despite the rate of unionization in the US dropping from 32% to 7%, unions are fundamentally to blame for every economic woe.

From TFA:

No, no, coward said "Uh how about using the IRS to attack his political enemies for starters?" How is that not a careful presentation of facts?

Oh, good. I eagerly await your smidgen of proof that Obama ordered the IRS to do anything in this regard.

"And my latest lifetime started some time after I left office. And got another human heart."

"Good reasons to hate Obama: many of his policies have been holdovers
from the previous administration, the increased reliance on drone
strikes and PMCs, his failure to close Guantanamo Bay and end the War in
Afghanistan, his failure to end the Drug War, gutting Obamacare to
appease the GOP and pander to the insurance…

Yup, that's Palin's website, all right.

Say what?

I get that you're making stuff up for some reason.

Interesting, that it's not really mid-budget movies, but actors who expect mid-level paychecks that are getting squeezed. It's cheaper than ever to make a film.

Yeah. Hitler sucked.

" his step daughter in all but legal title"

"but real life Woody Allen is incredibly prolific and diverse in his creative output"

Wait—you think Tarantino doesn't make slight movies? Since Reservoir Dogs, that's all he does.

So in other words if I'm not feeling too grumpy and my nap keeps getting interrupted and it happens to come on cable, especially during its last 45 minutes, I might give it a look?

"And those who don't care. Three! Three types of people in this world…"