It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

We’re all terrible. It’s a deep bond. Stronger together and all.

I honestly feel awful for these athletes. This is the dream and now they have to deal with this. I hope everyone in the IOC dies a slow painful death. Fuck them all with a rusty corkscrew.

This is completely hilarious and will remain as such until someone inevitably dies

Pulling off a 360° dunk on the Chinese National team is like getting a hole in one on a putt-putt course. It’s not that big of a deal.

I was surprised by his response not because he’s black or an athlete, but because I assume that most kids in college couldn’t think or write this well.

Hi. Are you new to Deadspin? Here on Deadspin we believe the NCAA is a sham and the idea of a “student” athlete is a sham. Regardless of race, gender or religion most “student athletes” (especially the elite ones) are not generally at school for school.

Not only was his response well articulated it was also deep with…

Good job by the five cops. I hope officers Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny and Jenny receive an award from their department.

How do you smash a plastic bottle?

Sweet jesus, how great is that GIF?

But it’s totally legit to be invested in pro sports, right? Asking for my dad who threw an unopened beer at me because I said Rockies should be sellers at the trade deadline

YES. Fuck Grassley. His approval ratings are way down here. It’s amazing. I got to participate in a very cathartic 10-minute phone poll about it.

Do not give them ideas.

It’s “la raza” because the noun “raza” is feminine, and takes the feminine article. I get English-speakers’ desire to de-gender language, but it’s not going to be an easy task with the Romance languages.

Why did you reaplace the a in Latinas with an x?

Go Big! Go Blue! GO JACKS! (‘03)

Oh, man... where to start.

You’re not salty, you’re RIGHT. Drum corps should be completely unplugged.

After that WTF? ‘Triple Crown’ show they did, I just can’t take Crown seriously anymore. I know they are good, but I just can't with them.

Indeed. What the hell is a keyboard doing in freakin' drum corps? That alone deserves 100 ticks off the final score.