You...you would have sex to that song? Ok, I’m an old, but that doesn’t sound very fun. At least, not with anyone I actually had affection for, maybe like, some really hot sex-idiot I met at the bar, and never wanted to see again, and I am kinda drunk. It doesn’t even have a particularly smooth rhythmic feel. It’s…

It’s so nice to see such an engaged father these days.

I was always told that being girthy was pretty helpful for your balling skills.

Respectfully, I disagree.

Allison Mack?

Genuinely no, because I’m only passably aware of Stone or Lemon, frankly. Partyboi, that’s the word? I get ‘boy’ for black people, but the I makes it gay? Ok, thanks.

Thanks for mentioning this part, it really stuck out to me. It’s a little sad that I need to specifically say that I am ready to believe victims, and I’m not trying to defend anyone’s behavior. It’s said.

Stone is obviously an unhinged lunatic, but what was racist about those tweets? I’m not being sarcastic, I’m old. If there was some kind of racist dogwhistle codeword I missed, I want to know.

I’m undoubtedly biased in that men with grey hairs are ‘distinguished’, but I fully embrace my greying beard. It’s got those two patches right on either side of the chin. Love it.

Carter is still alive, even, let alone just in my memory. Four years, zero shots fired. He gets such a bum rap.

To be fair, it’s a Train, not an orgy. They each have a turn.

Portuguese, here...

Unless your real name is secretly Gabe, I’m just going to take your proclamation with a grain of salt.

Oh yeah...the ol’ Salmonella handjob.

Ok. I watched it.

So this Cole guy, he’s from Berkeley? California?

That’s it! Trump has a man crush on Putin, like George Costanza did for Dan Cortese.

We kissing titties now? I’m in.

I am super confused by the top picture. Is number 12 really tiny, or falling, or what?

Fuck. I’ve never read that before.