[gigantic eye roll as I type this]

Like, it seems to be attracting audiences and whatever....but I’m shaking my cane at those darn kids on my lawn over electronics.....

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

Hey, it’s okay to be emotional—all the hugs to you, chaver.

Thank you.

I’d never heard of them, either. But the top in those pictures is super cute and now I’m looking into buying some of their stuff. So, well played, USOC.

I know, this one’s tough to say no. I love it but I’m not sure I fifty-five dollars love it. But I want it.

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.

England sees your slow clap and raises you slow, ponderous attack devoid of ideas.

I am excited to see what the team of Thors and Bjorks can do against the French. Even if they lose, they have shown the world a guy who looks like Viking Beard Wayne Rooney who can turn any average throw-in into a set piece. Delightful to watch a team play with that sort of heart and courage as a unit.

Did they shut the entire country down so everyone could go to these games? There’s, like, a fifth of the country in the stands.

They do it every ten minutes or so during the game, too. It’s terrifying, and absolutely fantastic.

One of his former close friends went on a Twitter rant basically saying Kanye needs to be medicated and that he’s out of control and has lost his mind a while back. I guess he doesn’t listen to anyone’s council.

Yeah, like Jason Kipnis would know.

Some stans are floating a a theory that he did this to provoke a lawsuit that wants to lose. The idea being that if he can’t get away with this based on laws around public figures, him and other folks will have a real precedent to topple the paparazzi

I love Ben Affleck. I don’t care if he gets hammered.

go away, no one is going to provide you with spank material for your bad sex fetish

You know what ruined things from my childhood? That my favorite childhood books are racist as fuck, that Kirk Cameron grew up to be well himself, and that Bill Cosby is a rapist.

White privilege

She would totally have used Yzma in kitten form for her avatar.