And what about if someone called a man a “little bitch”? What would the implications be then?

That may have been the initial design, but it sure wasn’t the plan while it was actually being built, and it wasn’t the outcome.

And may her tears at seeing these magnificent vehicles stay forever salty.

Billionaires get tired of bullshit too, you know. And maybe they are particularly susceptible to it, since they deal with so little of it day to day.

Any and all adult bears can kill you, and do so rather easily. Black bears are simply a bit smaller, and generally (though not always) less aggressive. Simply standing your ground against either one is never a very smart move, and always contains the very real chance of things going badly, really quickly.

Or, you could just.....find somewhere else to sell? I know, I know, that’s obviously too simple of an idea, but...

Twice is more than I have wrecked any single vehicle, more than many people wreck theirs, and it is also more than I have ever had accidents in all of my years driving.

Oh come on, there’s only one person who daily drove a McLaren (also regularly crashed), and we all know who that someone is...

No, unless Cpt. Slow started sporting some thick-rimmed black frames. They hate Jezza, he isn’t politically correct, you know...and Hamster is just too energetic for their half-assed emo moods.

Here is the moment, immediately after tire noise can be heard from locking up the brakes, when the Yaris started going up the embankment:

Would the public care if he kicked puppies, and put gerbils up his ass Richard Gere style? Well, yes they would, and for good reason.

I’d give you 100 stars for that if I could.

Riiiiiiiiight, going back to the hotel hours after crashing, apparently informing other people that he plans to absolutely demolish his room and that’s why they can’t come in.....that is supposedly being “focused on performance”?

Probably not, and that’s ok.

Or alternatively....

But saws are not always used for cutting wood. In fact, many, many more people die every year in the U.S. are murdered with blunt objects, than from all the deaths attributable to rifles combined, both homicidal and accidental.

Ah, a millennial, how did I know...

Sounds like a nifty designed piece, I’ve always loved to figure out how things work, and now I might have to go find one at a store and strip it just to see how it works.

Ironically, the level of risk that anyone could have any amount of fun with such a vehicle would also be zero.