Scrolling through the comments:

@Hadaken: Give this man a star.

@PR-0927: What can you expect, it's Apple writing a program for their competitor. They could care less about it.

@Fossa: +1.

Duh, diamond is the strongest metal.

@flink: I do, but how do people know I'm not a teenager but a Product Development Manager at Snap-on in Ireland or in Marketing at TI in Dallas? Seriously. If you click on my Facebook profile you'll see that I live in Indianapolis and I have 867 likes.

@John H. Meyer: We heard you the first time.

@JordanAT: I use one I made myself, it doesn't make it look too bad, but it is a geekish one. [cl.ly]

@demonheart1514: You never know when you'll need an axe.

It's been done: [www.iwork.com]

@Duffin: +1

@Squirrels: A douchebag who's more successful than you.

@Jack Musick: What realm?

@Mikestan: Dude, it's orange.

Poor Mark, Steve's a vegan.

@casperiv: Speaking of milk, we buy from Oberweis Dairy, and one day we got a bottle that was beginning to curdle, so we called the help line, and all the lady could say is that it's fine.

@cellyboy: People with ugly friends?

@benjjbht: It's called sarcasm.

@GameFarmer: I have.