When I got laid off part of the (very generous) severance was job counseling with a very respected firm that does this.

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

I know that things on the internet can get pretty heated and a lot of people say things they don’t really mean because they are protected by the cloak of anonymity, so I want you to understand how sincere I am when I say I hope you die in a fire.

The only way it could’ve been better is if he had done it to John Harbaugh. 

I’m not a fan of the Pats or Trump, at all, but saying there should be a conversation about “wiping his entire legacy blank” because of the man’s political affiliations is just kind of an extremely silly thing to say. Shit like that is what the Donald and co use to discredit any actual discourse because otherwise the…

Belichick is an asshole but it's stuff like this that makes him a MAGNIFICENT asshole. 

Defensive Holding!

So their response to a rapidly-aging fanbase is to price out the poors and shut out the rural? Their brilliance is... staggering.

Intercessions are absolutely a key to this matchup. Whoever wins the turnover battle, wins the game.

Me and this guy share 99.9% of our DNA. It took me two hours to get out of bed.

A related story I heard was that Pam Grier went to meet Tarantino in his office (presumably Jackie Brown) and it was full of posters of her films. She said something like "Did you put those up because I was coming?" and he said something like "I was going to take them down because you were coming."

But what constitutes “a complete mugging”? No one seems to know.

and it’s against the rapidly deflating Browns.

I do kind of empathize with Jamil here. Like her I’m working my way backwards through history and my “Willy Brandt’s handling of the Guillame scandal cemented his place as Germany’s worst ever Chancellor” tweet isn’t holding up as well as I’d hoped. 

This is likely the biggest mistake I’ve ever made on Kinja, but god help me, here I go.

“Rickey Henderson’s gonna miss playing for Tony La Russa.”

After being spurned by Trout, I’m hoping the Phillies take a good long look at signing Betts.

“The climate hysteria movement is not about science,” he said. “If it were about science, it would be led by scientists”

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