I can see the NY Post headline:

Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

You sweet summer child. 

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with this guy. 

I would say it’s very questionable whether he was actually good. The guy finishes with a career 60.3% completion rate and a 116-116 record, both completely average. Led the league in interceptions three times en route to 241 of them, never broke 70 QBR once in a single season, hasn’t had a double-digit win team this…

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

This is solid street cred for upcoming roles. She’ll be the female Danny Trejo.

She said it 19 years ago.

I was shocked to learn in this article that Ariana Grande is not Latina.

I think P!nk would happily answer these questions now, and that you’d get authentic answers that are much more educated. She said those stupid “color blind” things when she was a kid, and she was being told by L.A. Reid to market herself in a specific way. We all know much more now about why speaking to differences is…

I think a lot of this is misplaced....I feel like it was really her record label’s fault. It was the late 90's.....everybody wanted their own Britney Spears, and Pink was tapped to be LaFace’s version. She went in and was told how to look, act, sound, and what to record, and when the time came, she got out and did her…

Already hearing “you can care about more than one thing at once!” echoing in my head, but I’m reluctant to pile on Pink for her ignorant approach to race 20 years ago, when her comments on other women and cool-girl-I-got-mine attitude is happening right now.

The closest minor league park (single A Lakewood) to me offers $5 general admission tickets. Children five and under do not require tickets. On Sundays and Mondays, kids eat for free. Parking is $5. So when I take my kids, 5 and 7, to a game, I pay $10 for 2 tickets and $5 for parking. Once we get inside the…

Jeff Goldblum / Aubrey Plaza

Derek Carr: "I would be more upset if I weren't so heavily sedated."

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

It is illegal to present a falsified National Weather Service report. BUT! I think that only applies when the country follow laws and stuff.

Yes, it’s Mike Mayock! The football sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!