I hate you and I love you for that comment.

Oh, and

i don't wear jewelry but my parents pierced my ears when i was little because they're filipino and it's standard in their culture, and i find my "permanent scars" to be NBD

i don't have a penis and that made me shudder in pain/disgust

Real men wear their pants up high!

This is the only thing I've seen that makes me actually want to watch the movie.

I can only imagine the casting couch.

There's a difference between getting the right to say something and not getting criticized.

Remember: freedom of expression is a sacred right...until a religious conservative gets butthurt and offended. Then it is the devil.

IMAGINE BEING THE POOR FUCKER WHO PULLED THE CAPE

Yeeeee-ouch man. At that age, she could break a hip.

i wish i had ts clearance. i friggin love secrets.

I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…

She... is an... actress... so, she pretends for a living?

Aw, shit, dude. I'm going to dig around my childhood closet and become the coolest god damn guy in the world.

Get over it. It's going to happen. We won.

Are you implying that it's never you? Because, being a doctor, you should know that ladies fart too.

Invisibility would explain why all of those people can't recall him being present at events he described.

@Crrash: Why?