May 2013, my family took a trip to France to celebrate my parent's 25th anniversary. It led to my father having the worst constipation of his life. Basically he was chugging cup ramen every night because he's super Korean and couldn't handle the food. And although my sister warned him of Dulcolax's potency, he took 2…

Poop people, meet your upstairs neighbors.

All life exists at the expense of other life. If something is using resources to survive then it is taking resources that something else could be using instead. Weeds choke out other plants. Trees grow tall to reach the sun and cut off sunlight from lower growing plants. Everything has to compete to survive.…

My brother, when he was 5 years old, said "we should drain the oceans, because they do not matter." He was very insistent.

There is nothing really to engage here.

That's impossible since this isn't a meaningful or productive idea.

god, don't tell rob. he'll take it as tacit endorsement of all his bullshit.

No way, I'm glad they passed the torch to a younger actor, especially someone as good as Tom Hardy. Mel Gibson was great in the first three films, but even if he hadn't gone nuts, he's too old for the part now. Let's face it, Max Rockatansky is not a character who was destined to live into old age. Geriatric…

They never returned to Tatooine...

just be glad it's not The Hundred or Star-Crossed or Twilight or thousands of other teen-rom crap out there.

Burning Man gets more and more out of control each year.

I would bring Christina Hendricks.

Because Deadpool is a cartoon character.

I know right? The answer is simple: Porn! and lots of it!

A return ticket?

It never did

See I actually think cardigans are fine. It's the assumption that they make a woman dorky for frumpy that's funny.

I don't disagree, but to be honest, I'm probably in that 90 percent.

Oh, shut up. If you think Man of Steel was bad, go watch Daredevil, Ghost Rider or Fantastic Four.