And he enjoys nutritious antioxidant vegetables. Although the look on his face is more like, "What the fuck is this thing I'm holding?" rather than "Put it in a salad!"

Hey! *shakes out dreadlocks* I think I'm just losing my tolerance for knee-jerk reactions, especially for something like this.

I'm pretty sure they're talking about white as in skin color rather than white as in Caucasian. Asian society has been emphasizing white skin as a beauty standard for CENTURIES. Impossible beauty standard, yes. Bad English translation, yes. Racism? Questionable.

Though it's technically a city and not a state, Manchester pretty much is the Florida of England.

Trying to form an opinion on this, but having trouble since this didn't take place in Florida and is thus ineligible for a Bugs Bunny gif .

It's not like it's vodka, which goes bad once it's opened.

Eight beers is still not an insane amount, split between two people.

I think people should have a choice to end their lives whenever they want to but unfortunately euthanasia is illegal and he didn't want to die.

I'm a realist; I give the marriage 2 years and she will be jumping out the window to get away from the joker she just spent a small fortune on to marry.

i am crying.

You're hired.

i just pretty much died laughing.

put some damn novelty sunglasses on that thing as a parting gift

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Old man's pants are not too high. This is too high.

HOTTIES EVERYWHERE

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

And that includes all human histories across all alternate Earths in all the Multiverse.