Probably has to do with the amount of fluid contained in an eyeball, which would probably result in them bursting once that fluid reached boiling point. Which, I might add, would have been *awesome*.

So in his last moments, god can punish him by making him watch his flesh melt away?

Cripes, that is horrible.

Sherry Bobbins?

I'm a realist; I give the marriage 2 years and she will be jumping out the window to get away from the joker she just spent a small fortune on to marry.

i am crying.

You're hired.

I'm not sure how I feel about how posey Capaldi is in all of these promotional materials.

"Clara, be a pal..."

i just pretty much died laughing.

put some damn novelty sunglasses on that thing as a parting gift

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Because she's a character actor first and a something for you to jerk off to second?

Old man's pants are not too high. This is too high.

HOTTIES EVERYWHERE

It's a reference to of the the CLASSIC parody movies, Spaceballs, which I happened to watch last night. Watch it while you can, Netflixians, it leaves on July 1st.

You mean the entire movie?

Doesn't every team need a batboy?