Yow— she looks like she walked out of a Roz Chast cartoon.

We kind of got drunk together one night. We were at a charity event; we started drinking and having a couple bottles of wine.

Rattle snake and bull testicles were seen on occasion - the former definitely should’ve made the list.

Hm. I spent 10 miserable years in Arizona, and not once was prickly pear an option to eat outside of lollipop form, and you could only get those in crummy souvenir stores.

. . . a nearly three-hour-long musical about the life of Alexander Hamilton based on an 800-page historical biography and, for the most part, rapped the entire way through.

Yup. I can see this as a lame CBS procedural show. It’ll be like Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes, only with more retro-CSI crap thrown in.

This is neither the creepiest, nor weirdest thing you’ll see in Japan. This is actually quite tame.

odd

That is entirely not true. You see, you can be self-aware of your own odd behavior, and spot odd behavior in others, even if you don’t exhibit it yourself. You can do something and you can still consider it odd.

Brad Pitt sleeps with dudes?

My first introduction to lesbianism. And probably alcoholism.

Well, to be honest, my lack of communication probably stems from the fact that I wasn’t particularly liked as a kid. I believe my folks saw us kids as a burden, and ran a household accordingly.

Yeah, I realize that.

I get along with my father just fine. But there is a general disinterest in knowing what the either one is up to. I have a handful of siblings, but we rarely speak. The occasional text or something, certainly never on the phone.

Yeah, I don’t get it.

It always amazes me that grown people talk to their parents every day.

Supergirl: Ugly Betty as The Greatest American Hero.