Of course this news broke on Yahoo!

Ha—

Why?

I have always wanted my partners (the ones I liked, anyway) to tell me, honestly, how many people they’ve slept with. I am not the jealous type and think it’s great she’s had experience.

After being outraged this morning, I have decided to amend my feelings:

Wait, so she’s not interviewing corporate cartoon mascots at NBC any longer?

I largely agree with you, but it fit the aesthetics of the other films.

Lying about your age, hmmmm?

Yes.

That looks terrible.

I can almost make it out.

Just for the record, “gravy browning” isn’t gravy. It’s basically food coloring, used to darken foods (from meats to baked goods), and even whiskies and beer.

• Tom Hardy, British
  

I think it was pretty well assumed that it was Australia. The only thing that wasn’t Aussie in the first three was Tina Turner.

I THOUGHT JESUS TOOK AWAY THE HORNIES!

And yet, Zach Braff still walks the streets. . .

As a dude, my only complaint about the movie was the lack of Australian accents. I liked that about the other three - how absolutely Aussie they were.

“Her pits smell fine, but she still suffers from trench mouth!” thought Bill as he suffered through a kiss with Cindy at the Sadie Hawkins Dance.

My friend, who also worked in tax with her, said she never really talked to anyone.

She’ll come around when they offer her 5K for a walk-on cameo.