It looks like she’s pulling off her face.

This is fan-made production quality without the fan.

Wow. Kimmy Gibbler wants her hair back.

So much tacky in one room.

They both work that angle, but RW is egregious in the “I’m fat, therefore funny” bit. This poster is pretty good proof:

Good thing de Blasio is working on his “tale of two cities” platfor—- hahahaha! Just kidding! He’s doing jack shit!

I once saw a very attractive woman on the train sans panties. Instead of being turned on by her (assumed) exhibitionism, I kept think “god, her twat is naked in a goddamned New York City subway. There is no way that’s healthy.”

Wow. You have my most sincere sympathies. I loathe shitting at work. I cannot imagine doing it six times in a day.

I had a month recently where I only took, like, three shits. IBS - be it temporary - would have been a welcome relief.

If I were a Big Ben rubber duck, I’d want to end it all, pooping aside. That thing is like The Fly.

I’ve never found any sex writing to be “good”. Some have been more realistic, or honest, but I’ve never read anything that struck me as erotic.

“Garb”? Who besides fat neckbeard comic fanboys uses the word “garb”?

My mentality is that of a samurai. I would rather commit seppuku than fail.

Pfft. Please. The people will not rest until Ronald Reagan is on every bill and coin.

Interesting.

Fun fact: Hedren’s acting career was pretty much derailed by Alfred Hitchcock because she wouldn’t fuck him. Apparently, he was a big, fat, immature skeeve.

While I largely agree, I think people should stop using the words “random” and “randomly” incorrectly. In your above example, the person is not giving their money to a random stranger, but to someone they have at least cursory knowledge of.