You have to give major props to Kathryn Bigelow for the masterful opening scene of slow-mo Keanu in a wet tshirt, acing the shooting range in the rain. It’s fucking perfect.

John Wick is better than either Speed or the Matrix. Better than Point Break and Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure as well.

I call bs on that. And I'm pretty sure I've sucked more cocks than porn stars

Sounds like you have a fat personality to me. /s

Does anyone feel its overblown to be talking about jail for this? Its a mistake on both the boys and girls part, but nothing to go to jail over, and certainly not anything to wind up on a sex offender list for.

Look,

He did it before it was cool.

I empty out a couple of my cigarettes and replace them with weed. Hides the smell, looks normal, instantly smokable once you’re off the plane.

Agreed. When she makes a biting comment in a movie, I like to yell at the screen and tell the other character that they’ve just been “Dench-pressed.”

Does the pope masturbate?

I have never worked at a place where people have sent around emails like this. I don’t understand who would ever think this is appropriate work behavior, for ANY job, let alone for a job as a police officer. They are literally joking about sending black people to jail in rigged systems and about the domestic violence…

to quote many and internet commenter, is this really the hill you want to die on? Defending a fuck face who pushed an old lady out of his way?

It’s so sad this has stars. I guess it’s fun to spread false rumors for the sake of clicks or trolling.

False! Everything’s better than skim milk.

This movie gets a pass for the Viking Biker funeral alone.

I remember Stone Cold, loved the Viking sendoff they did for one of the bikers.

Stone Cold

I just sent this in but I am a grey and it probably won’t get read. In negotiations for a three-some with my current male lover we had a plan whereby I was having a promising third man (who is bi) over. I was to warm him up to the idea and then invite lover #1 over. I wrote: “He is adorable. I can’t wait to have you…