Again, it hardly ever happens unless it’s Will Smith (or Denzel). And that’s from a movie that came out almost 20 years ago.

...I’m hoping that Black Panther kicking ass might mitigate that? It sucks that when movies starring anything other than white men fail it’s because people don’t want movies with (insert non-white-male demographic). Nobody chalked Green Lantern up to people not wanting movies about white superheroes...

You may be in the minority for logans ending. Yea no one was suprised he died at the end. Didnt make it less emotional. Knew my grandma was dying for ages didnt make it any less difficult when she passed

For me, it’s a disappointment in two ways: 1) it’s a shoddy adaptation of what sounds like awesome source material and 2) how often do you get a film with a Black leading man playing a western-style gunslinger? This movie’s failure will make execs at Hollywood think “well, that didn’t work. Let’s stop making genre…

That’s what I’ve been thinking. The movie format just isn’t made for this kind of story...sure it worked for Harry Potter but that series isn’t even close to as dense as TDK. TDK needs a modern format TV series.

Yep - some properties are just tailor made for an HBO-style limited series, and the Dark Tower is one of them. With as popular as that medium has become for serial sci-fi/fantasy/adventure, I’m honestly bewildered a movie was attempted instead.

It would obviously never happen for all the reasons cited here, but how great could a straight-up adaptation of The Gunslinger be? A hard R Peckinpah/Jodorowsky blend of minimalist character study and fever-dream hallucination. Logan, I think demonstrated there’s an audience for that kind of brutalist genre blending.…

Not to be confused with the Millennial Falcon, which lives in its parent’s hangar until it turns 26.

Dude that was so unexpected! I used to listen to these guys back when I was in college and forgot all about them! Thank You!

My 86-year old Jewish mother would beat me with her cane if she saw “Latke Starter” in my kitchen.

I need to understand why the Dark Chocolate gotta be naughty?

Now all we need is the article on all the things people shoved up their asses this year and 2017 will be complete!

If a player is diagnosed with a concussion AFTER passing the protocol, there needs to be a punishment for the team.

He displayed what is called the fencing response, where your body becomes immobile and you freeze your arms. This is a tell tale sign you have just become concussed.

I hope we get to see this Pantera brought back from the Cemetery Gates.

I went from 120 hp to 400 hp. You’ll be fine. Just take your time and learn the car.

Torque at the wheels, to be specific, but that’s a product of the horsepower from the engine and the gearing ratio.

Sad

You can never have too much HP. FAKE NEWS!