something, something Orange Cans of Death...anyway when I sold parts and someone wanted a Fram, I grab it and a Mobil One. The weight difference was so remarkable it was an easy up-sell. “If it’s heavy, it’s expensive.” Jurassic Park. For a reason. Mobil One, Purolator Pure One, Wix, anything but Fram.

This article was more about the filter manufacturing cabal. You never need to change them, or the engine oil. Just keep the oil topped off. The filter will eventually bypass itself. Pennies saved at the cost of engine life!

Meh...If I want to buy a toaster, I’ll read CR. Not influenced in any way by their weird rating systems and heresey from surveys from morons about cars.

Well....we didn’t want him anyway.. I’m going to go cry and look at pictures of Mr. Met flipping fans off now.

I think it’s helpful to view Android and Pixel as separate entities. They’re both Google, but Android wants to get as many of its apps and core features to as many Android devices as possible, while Pixel wants you to buy the specific device.

Nurse, we need 50cc of end zone fades! STAT!

In the immortal words of George Carlin:

I’m not greedy. How about a small percentage of your contract? Or, we can pay by the hour. A few hundred an hour seems reasonable. Think of me like a lawyer, but more qualified and more important. You only need a lawyer when you do something wrong, but my services are helpful when you do something right as well.…

Unless you want to take all contact out of the game and truly destroy it, people are going to get hurt.

As a Minnesotan I was unable to escape the blowback of this event, even as I’ve completely cut the NFL out of my life. I heard my neighbors going nuts, which I assumed meant the Vikings scored. Then the texts from my Vikes pals started rolling in. “Barr 4 prez,” and various other flavors questioning Rodgers’…

The Aaron Rodgers Hit Was Legal, And That’s The Problem

No, I don’t believe Odell was making the team worse. But lord knows I do hate those cancers that do everything you could ask of one thing to keep you alive by performing miracle after miracle, while your doctor idiotically calls 1,000 bubble screens and delayed handoffs into the defensive line.

This only deepens my strong suspicion that Bill Belichek isn’t so much a diabolical mastermind, as the only guy in the NFL who recognizes that this stuff isn’t that hard, that there is no real mystery to NFL coaching, and that he pre-emptively takes the piss out of himself and doesn’t get so wrapped up in how he…

I’ve never seen a more masterfully stupid way to take credit for someone else’s work. “My strategy was to let someone else’s skill compensate for the lack of mine. We’ll see how he can improve my strategy going forward.”

If you told me Orleans Darkwa was the name of a new Star Wars character in Episode VIII, I’d believe it.

“Pretty smart of me to not involve myself, right? I’m a genius.”

The funniest sentence this morning on NFL.com:

The Giants also had a functional offensive line for the first time this season. Pugh more than held his own against Von Miller which allowed the big stiffs like Jerry and Fluker to move inside and open the holes for Darkwa.