As an American it’s just weird to see a headline about Jets catching anything.

It sucked they had to go sit in the box for 2 minutes afterward for hooking

The Winnipeg Jets and the Sturgeon have a lot in common. Both, when young, are bottom dwellers.

Conversely, if you don’t want to worry about having to look at a pile of questionable vehicles in your neighbor’s front yard, definitely buy in an HOA.  

Uh, recovering the deductible from an at-fault party SHOULD happen and happens all the time. It’s called subrogation and if the other party has insurance, then your insurance company will almost assuredly recover the deductible from them.

Jeff Goldbloom is the only person alive who has developed jazz as a personality.

Still a better explanation than midichlorians...

The dark secret is that the porgs are full of the force. You must consume them whole in order to obtain their great power.

Jar-Jar:I spake!

Yah! If you want a dark movie, like an army slaughtering a school full of children, go watch some other franchise. Oh, wait...

No Porgs, please. I’m an adult now and would rather have my movies about space wizards battling each other with glow swords reflect my maturity.

All shall worship me... and despair!

Bow before the one TRUE King of Westeros, Porg First of His Name of House Porg.

Curiously, that is exactly what I did. I love it and I know the work was done right.

Those first-gen cars looked awful with the roof and side windows in place.

I made my wife’s tires squeal when I hit the brakes in her car, thinking it was a clutch.

I can’t be the only one that has “ghost clutched” before. One time I clipped the brake pedal. I’m glad nobody was behind me.

It’d feel really weird for my left leg.

V8 Supercars, anyone?

NASCAR road racing is the most entertaining racing on TV. Heavy spec cars with huge power and small tires that can take quite a bit of contact at road course speeds. Combine that with drivers who don’t alwsy drive robot perfect on a road course and you have a recipe for awesome.