“As a guy we always do the reach around because of the obstacle in the way”

your keyboard is probably filthier than that toilet seat, and you touch your keyboard with your naked fingers all the time — what’s the big deal with sitting your butt down on a toilet seat?

It wasn’t misty. You were crying. And that’s okay. It’s going to be okay, man.

This inexorable frittering of getting to third, getting sent back to second and juggling the two infinitely is triggering some serious ptsd from my high school dating life.

Do you actually have a logic for how you think “my ego” plays into this at all or do you just enjoy co-opting irrelevant terminology for your soapbox.

I admire your craft.

I have to admit, it’s getting tough for me to tell if it’s a balk these days.

The F35 is the one we didn’t need. Many of its roles can be filled by cheaper drones, and it was more expensive than a true air superiority dog craft in the F22. What we needed was a replacement for the F15 and that’s not the 35, it’s the 22. The F35 replaces the F16 - it’s a versatile craft that is the master none.

Half my childhood was spent in Tucson, so mt heart has always gone to the A-10.

I was the Repair Officer / DCA onboard USS JOHN F KENNEDY in the early 2000's. I had a hard job — the ship underwent a major overhaul designed to extend its service life by another decade, but the project was dramatically underfunded and short-scheduled. The whole thing was a nightmare that my division, by nature of…

I had the distinct honor of standing 20 feet away from an F-14 going full afterburner on the flight deck. Nothing shakes and rattle your entire body like an F-14.

I had the GI Joe toy, loved Top Gun as a kid, and played After Burner in the arcade every time I could in the 80's. Fuck, as a kid, i thought the Iron Eagle series was how wars were fought. I have no idea as to why I didn’t sign up for the Navy or Air Force.

PS: I used to love this art for Ace Combat 5:

(Oh, and pay no attention to the amazing rack behind John Lovitz, cause...you know tits! Wouldn’t want to shock you or anything and give you a stroke)

my fantasy is you going & fucking yourself

LOL. Good story. Or you could have a partner like mine, who helped initiate a threesome and suddenly realized she was a lesbian. Made the divorce pretty clean, though.

Sex is a part of life, last time I checked.

Any smart Mets fan couldn’t give two shits about trading Bruce (or Duda) to the Yankees - as long as we got something worthwhile back. The Mets didn’t avoid trading with the Yankees to spare their fans, they did it because they are cheap fucks with no sense of how to build a team for the long term. And I’m a die-hard…